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        <title><![CDATA[ Bush Gushes over Jenna's Nuptials]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[President Bush is flying back wistfully to Washington today after giving away the first daughter, the AP reports. &ldquo;Our little girl, Jenna, married a really good guy,&rdquo; the commander in chief told reporters. &ldquo;The wedding was spectacular. It&rsquo;s all we could have hoped for.&rdquo; Click the Houston Chronicle link below to see photos of the sunset affair.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Sun, 11 May 2008 18:55:13 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Battles Rage On   as Army Hunts   Down Hezbollah ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Fighting raged on in Lebanon today after Hezbollah pulled out of West Beirut and faced army troops in the north and Druze mountains, AFP reports. One woman died and five were wounded in Tripoli as, near Beirut, the Druze majority leader urged Hezbollah to surrender. &quot;Civil peace and halting the destruction are paramount,&quot; he said before the army rolled in.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Sun, 11 May 2008 18:30:05 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[ Kirilenko, Jazz Tie Series with Overtime Win]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Andrei Kirilenko blocked Kobe Bryant twice in overtime and converted a three-point play with 35 seconds remaining as the Utah Jazz beat the Los Angeles Lakers 123-115 on Sunday, tying the Western Conference semifinals at 2-2. The Jazz went 8-for-8 from the foul line in overtime and outscored the Lakers 15-7 in the extra five minutes.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Sun, 11 May 2008 18:24:03 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Ward Double Clinches   Cubbies' Sweep ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Pinch-hitter Daryle Ward delivered a two-run double in the eighth inning, and the Chicago Cubs rallied again to beat Arizona 6-4 Sunday after the anticipated showdown between Carlos Zambrano and Randy Johnson got wiped out. Carlos Marmol (1-0) struck out two in a perfect eighth and Kerry Wood pitched the ninth to earn his seventh save and finish off Chicago's three-game sweep.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Sun, 11 May 2008 18:09:12 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[ Male Nudity? Cue the Nervous Laughter]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Penises are in the Hollywood spotlight these days, with both Forgetting Sarah Marshall and the new Harold &amp; Kumar offering full-frontal male nudity. They&rsquo;re guaranteed to get a nervous laugh because there&rsquo;s still an uncomfortable shock to seeing one on the big screen, writes Laura Hodes in the Chicago Tribune. &quot;It is almost a permanent adolescent reaction that is built into American movies,&rdquo; says one film prof.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Sun, 11 May 2008 18:05:00 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Braun Hits Two HRs    as Brewers Hang on  ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Ryan Braun hit a pair of solo home runs, Jeff Suppan pitched seven solid innings and the Milwaukee Brewers' new closer by committee held on for a 5-3 win over St. Louis. Suppan (2-2) gave up six hits and walked five, but struck out four to pick up the first win for a Milwaukee starter other than Ben Sheets since April 5.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Sun, 11 May 2008 17:49:57 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[ Crawford's 3-Run Homer Lifts Rays]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Carl Crawford hit a three-run homer and Cliff Floyd added a pair of run-scoring singles, helping the Tampa Bay Rays win 8-5 over the Los Angeles Angels today. Santana departed with a 5-4 lead with one runner on and two outs in the sixth inning, but the game shifted when Justin Speier (0-3) entered and gave up a double to Akinori Iwamura and Crawford's homer.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Sun, 11 May 2008 17:37:25 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Time's 10 Best Mothers Ever... ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[No one's perfect, but some moms get pretty close&mdash;even if they do have control issues, out-of-wedlock kids, or a little drug habit. Time picked these winners for going against the grain. 

    Dumbo's mom: for giving her child wings
    The moms of The Joy Luck Club: for caring a bit too much
    Gaia, or Mother Earth: for the skies and the fields
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        <pubDate> Sun, 11 May 2008 17:35:32 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[ ... And 10 Worst, From Futurama to Mommie Dearest]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[If an ounce of mom is worth a pound of clergy, as they say, these mothers would topple the scales. Time lists its all-time worst moms:&nbsp;  

    Mom on Futurama: for bringing her cut-throat business sense home
    Mother in The Wall: for making Pink a baby forever
    Mrs. Robinson: for not backing off after bedding poor Dustin
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        <pubDate> Sun, 11 May 2008 17:34:35 CDT  </pubDate>
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