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<description>Forget headshots: The mugshot is the currency of choice in Hollywood these days. Not that Tinseltown holds a monopoly on bad behavior. For celebs of all stripes, from starlets to sports stars, politicians to punk rockers, the occasional DUI, drug bust, or nightclub assault seems to come with the paparazzi-laden territory.</description>
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        <title><![CDATA[ Boy-Band Brain Gets 25 Years for Fraud]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Lou Pearlman, the honcho behind the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync, was sentenced yesterday to the maximum of 25 years in federal prison for masterminding a decades-long scam that bilked thousands of investors out of some $300 million, the AP reports. &quot;The sympathy factor just doesn't run very high with the court,&quot; the judge said.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Thu, 22 May 2008 11:21:15 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Ex-Sis-in-Law:   Billy Bob's   Stalking Me ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[The sister of Billy Bob Thornton's fourth wife says the star has been stalking her for a decade, the New York Daily News reports. The actor's former sister-in-law&mdash;who offers up no proof&mdash;also accuses him of wife-beating, drug abuse, and bugging her home. A spokesman for Thornton said the allegations are completely untrue and the woman has a history of making false claims.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Thu, 22 May 2008 07:00:00 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Babysitting Brit   Nets Dad a   6-Figure Gig ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Not a bad gig: Jamie Spears is pulling down $130,000 a year&mdash;all for babysitting his own wayward daughter, reports People. Since Spears quietly quit his catering job in February and made rehabbing Britney's image his full-time career, he's pulled down $2,500 a week from his eldest daughter's estate.&nbsp;]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Wed, 21 May 2008 10:36:47 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[ Kelly Jurors Watch Child Porn Video]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[The kiddie-porn trial of R&amp;B superstar R. Kelly kicked off yesterday with a viewing of the tape behind it all, E! Online reports. &quot;You will see the sex acts he commands her to do&mdash;vile, disturbing, and disgusting sex acts that were choreographed, produced, and starred in by Robert Kelly,&quot; said the lead prosecutor before showing the 26-minute tape.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Wed, 21 May 2008 06:37:57 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Owner Sues   LiLo Over   Lifted Mink ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[The Columbia student who claimed Lindsay Lohan swiped her $12,000 fur coat after a night at a New York club is now suing the troubled actress over the unauthorized pilfering, the AP reports. Maria Markova, 22, proved the theft with paparazzi photos of Lohan donning her golden mink and got it back after contacting LiLo&rsquo;s lawyer. She seeks unspecified damages.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Tue, 20 May 2008 09:48:43 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  ScarJo Snubs   Woody Premiere ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson ditched the Cannes premiere of her Woody Allen-directed film Vicky Cristina Barcelona over the weekend after movie execs refused to comply with the 23-year-old actress's over-the-top travel demands, the Daily Mail reports. ScarJo demanded a personal $8,000-a-day make-up artist and a special hotel suite 30 miles from the public events.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Mon, 19 May 2008 12:59:17 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  In Heroin Video,   Angie Talks of Killing Pets ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[A drug-filled home video from 1999 of then-23-year-old Angelina Jolie babbling about sadomasochistic sex and killing her pets has surfaced, the Sun reports. In the video, the noted humanitarian and mother of four describes how she killed her mouse when she dyed it blue and gave her hamster pneumonia when she brought it into the shower.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Mon, 19 May 2008 12:35:13 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  How to Avoid   R. Kelly Jury Duty ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[R. Kelly's jury is complete, and the arduous process of getting it filled contains a lesson: Should you ever be called upon to weigh in at a child pornography trial, the Chicago Tribune     offers some proven ways&mdash;at least they worked in this case&mdash; to avoid getting trapped in the jury box:

    Mention your teenage daughter.
    Argue the age of consent is too high.
    Explain that you're a doctor with lives to save.
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        <pubDate> Fri, 16 May 2008 14:33:04 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Barkley Gambling Debt: $400K  ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Charles Barkley admitted today that he owes a Las Vegas casino $400,000 and promised to pay up quickly, the AP reports. The former NBA star fessed up after the Wynn Las Vegas casino filed a complaint and the local DA threatened felony charges. &quot;I'm not broke, and I'm going to take care of it,&quot; said Barkley, who blamed the big debt on a bad Super Bowl bet.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Thu, 15 May 2008 20:40:04 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Hollywood Private Eye   Found Guilty ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Celebrity private detective Anthony Pellicano was found guilty today of 76 of the 77 charges he faced, including racketeering, wire fraud, and illegal wiretapping, the Los Angeles Times reports. Pellicano, 64, could face a life sentence after prosecutors won conviction on charges he illegally threatened and placed several prominent celebrities under surveillance at the behest of his clients.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Thu, 15 May 2008 16:17:15 CDT  </pubDate>
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