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        <title><![CDATA[  Babysitting Brit   Nets Dad a   6-Figure Gig ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Not a bad gig: Jamie Spears is pulling down $130,000 a year&mdash;all for babysitting his own wayward daughter, reports People. Since Spears quietly quit his catering job in February and made rehabbing Britney's image his full-time career, he's pulled down $2,500 a week from his eldest daughter's estate.&nbsp;]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Wed, 21 May 2008 10:36:47 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[ Weekend With Mel Gibson Part of Brit's Rehab]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Mel Gibson and wife Robyn are building on attempts to help with ex-neighbor Britney Spears' personal rehabilitation with a getaway to their Costa Rica pad, People reports. The group, also including Brit's dad, jetted there yesterday &quot;for a few days to relax.&quot; Gibson and Spears have met up previously for meals; a source tells TMZ.com the Gibsons are on a mission &quot;to help stabilize her insane life.&quot;]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Fri, 16 May 2008 15:44:04 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Oops! Brit  Plays   Bumper Cars Again ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Almost a month to the day since her last fender bender, Britney Spears rear-ended another car yesterday afternoon, People reports. The poptart, who spent most of her fall from grace aimlessly driving the streets of LA, was out for a midday cruise when she got herself into the latest insurance-swapping incident.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Wed, 14 May 2008 09:08:40 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Baby Bump for Brit? ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[A Britney &quot;bump watch&quot; is on now that the Daily Mail has caught Spears resting a &quot;protective&quot; hand around her slightly rounded belly. Baby, maybe&mdash;or too many milkshakes. The singer was shopping in sweats and a T-shirt when a photographer snapped her clasping her abdomen. She&rsquo;s currently battling for custody of her two young sons with ex-hubby Kevin Federline. Did she do it again, or is this just a toxic rumor?]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Mon, 12 May 2008 12:30:10 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Britney Wins    More Time    With Sons ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Pop princess Britney Spears will be seeing more of her two young sons, the AP reports. Dad Kevin Federline will retain custody, but a court yesterday extended Britney's visitations rights, a sign of the progress she has made since her father took over the singer's affairs. Federline's attorney, who did not reveal details of the new arrangement, said K-Fed &quot;welcomes&quot; his ex-wife's &quot;progress and consistency.&quot;]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Wed, 07 May 2008 07:00:04 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[ Britney Custody Hearing Gets Off to Low-Key Start]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Britney Spears attended a custody hearing today, and the scene at the courthouse was surprisingly calm, People reports. The singer looked distraught during a recess, but she appeared to be in higher spirits returning to the courtroom. Because she remains under the conservatorship of her father, the court is unlikely to give her custody of her two young sons, despite her recently improved behavior.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Tue, 06 May 2008 15:13:11 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Britney Helps Jamie Lynn   Celebrate ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Britney Spears returned home to Louisiana over the weekend for a cameo at 17-year-old sister Jamie Lynn's baby shower at their mother's home in Kentwood, People reports. &quot;We all sat in a circle and she opened gifts and thanked every person,&quot; said a guest. &quot;It was just a good old-fashioned baby shower.&quot;]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Mon, 05 May 2008 11:30:06 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Do We Have   the Old Britney   Back? ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Britney Spears might be on the rebound, as the court-appointed custodianship of her father shepherds her back to her kids, the gym, and the recording studio, Reuters reports. Apart from a minor traffic accident, the pop star has been out of the news and out of the hospital, focusing instead on mending broken relationships. Even people paid to watch her are pleasantly surprised.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:08:31 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Oops! She Screwed Up Again! ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Troubled pop tart Britney Spears was in yet another traffic incident yesterday when she ran her 2008 Mercedes into a car in front of her in stalled traffic on a Los Angeles freeway. That car, in turn, hit the one in front of it. No one was injured and no damage was reported. Spears has been involved in a spate of traffic incidents, from driving with her son on her lap to a hit-and-run in a parking lot.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:15:49 CDT  </pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[  Britney to Front Furniture Biz ]]></title>
        <description><![CDATA[Britney Spears, who once ditched a custody hearing to await a furniture delivery, may be going into the ottoman and end table business herself. In an attempt to salvage his daughter's bleeding fortune, Jamie Spears has spent two months on a deal whereby the struggling pop star would endorse a line of Danish imports, reports New York Post's Page Six.]]></description>
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        <pubDate> Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:33:38 CDT  </pubDate>
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